Here's A Thought....

Maybe the Mets can go on Oprah and she can do one of her "makeover shows"

At first base, we used to have Carlos Delgado. now we have....

On the mound, we just got rid of all, but kept Maine and Santana...

Now, in the outfield and the bullpen, we did a nip here, a tuck there and sent a few of our subjects to AAA New Orleans...