I haven't done this in awhile, but the truth is I am rushed for time and don't have the creative juices for a few other topics that are swimming in the cabeza at the moment.
Without further BS, Heeeer'es Roberto Petagine.
Yes. Roberto Petgagine.
He was on the Mets. Like Casey Stengel said, "You Could Look it Up" -- You don't have to. Here are his stats: http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/petagro01.shtml
In 62 games, he batted .232 in his first year and .067 in his second. WOW. .067? The Little Sisters of the Poor's "B" squad WORST player hits in the low triple figures.
But some further reading on Roberto sheds an interesting light about his career in Japan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Petagine
NOTE: As I was writing this, Reyes scored from second on a line drive to center by Angel Pagan. Play at the plate was VERY close...but the Mets beat the Phils in a momentum victory.