Lastings - you heard it here first(ings)...
Ditch the Du-rag and the dreds. While I have nothing against them, this is a town with public image and you would get more playing time.
(For reference, hearken back to Ball Four and Steve Hoveley - aka Tennis Ball Head - he let his hair grow real long and management wasn't to happy.
OK, I'm done. I want you to be successful here and to do so, ya gotta have a great attitude, take direction and listen to Willie.
Now, go out and hit .400!