Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Hey Mets - Make Some Noise With The Bats - Harpo Marx is Louder

An Open Letter to The New York Metropolitans -

Gents: Please make some noise with your bats. This is not the early 1990s. Mo Vaughn is gone, so is Bobby Bonilla and John Franco isn't serving up anymore gopherballs.

Would love to see you playing past September 30.

Start hittin' em.

Respectfully Yours,

UltiMETFan1969

3 comments:

yank-e-fan said...

Probable Pitchers?

Those Mets Webmasters can't tell who's pitching today... they need to eliminate a starter since today I went on the mets.com page and saw noone is the probable pitchers...

Next Game: Wed., September 6 @ 1:10 p.m. ET
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Not a Met fan, but checking up on them now and then...almost like those Nike-on shmucks

UltiMETFan1969 said...

Ya gotta love my good friend, Yank-e-fan...gettin down on the Mets because no pitcher was selected in the immediate instant the game was called...Ay Caramba...Well, my good friend, we'll be trading barbs during World Series time, all in good fun. Thanks again for Sunday's invite. I will be watching with my charge. And, for all those who don't know Yank-e-fan, it's a privelege to have him as a friend. We'll get him to convert to the Metropolitans one day.

UltiMETFan1969 said...

Sweep of the Braves. Thanks for reading and responding to my letter, Mets.