What Is It?

I'm writing this as the bottom of the 9th is about to happen, and, in hoping the Mets follow the Phillies with their knack of a come from behind win, I am inclined an "L" is in the cards.

I think I know whats wrong with the team. It's simple.

The Mets are....
Stuck in a labyrinth with
an inverted course that
is turned inside out and
upside down and also
reversed in another
time warp where everyone
is going backwards as time
decelerates.

(OH, and we need pitching and hitting).